My work day

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<title>Joseph I have a lot of work to do today so you have to be a good boy and let me get it done.</title>

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<h2>8:00a.m.</h2>
Dada. can I have some cereal?
Sure, do you need anything else? Because I really have to get started on my work.
Nope.

<h2>8:10a.m.</h2>
Dada! I wanna watch a show.
Ok. I really need to get this done now alright?
OK

<h2>8:30a.m.</h2>
Dada! I need some milk!
Ok bud here you go. Now I really have to work on this ok?
Ok

<h2>8:40a.m.</h2>
Dada? What are you doing?
Working. Really need to get it finished ok buddy?
Ok.

<h2>9:00a.m.</h2>
Dada?
Yes JoJo!!!!!!!!!
Where’s my lizard?
I have no idea. where did you leave it?
I don’t know.

<h2>9:10a.m.</h2>
Dada? Can you play now?
I really wish I could bud, but I have to get this done.
The sooner I get it finished the sooner I can play ok?
Ok

<h2>9:30a.m.</h2>
Dada? When is Mama going to be home?
Not for awhile. (Really just need to get this done)

<h2>10:00a.m.</h2>
Dada!
Yeah JoJo? What’s wrong??
Can I have a snack?
Yes! Can I work now?
Sure

<h2>10:10a.m.</h2>
Dada! I need more milk!!!
(Oh my God) OK Buddy be right there.
Here you go. Can I just finish up this work now?
Sure.

<h2>10:30a.m.</h2>
Dada? When’s Mama going to be home???
I don’t know!!!

<h2>10:40a.m.</h2>
Dada!!!
Yeah Buddy!!!!!
Gordo (cat) Wants to come in!!!
Let him in!!!!!!!
Hi Gordo

<h2>11:00a.m.</h2>
Dada?
Yes JoJo?
Can you play now?
Really wish I could, but I need to get this done.

<h2>11:30a.m.</h2>
Dada? When’s Mama coming home?
Not for awhile buddy!!!! Why don’t you play with your blocks?

<h2>12:00p.m.</h2>
Dada? I’m hungry
Ok, lets have lunch.

<h2>LUNCH</h2>
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  • <li>Make peanut butter & Jelly for JoJo</li>
  • <li>Answer the phone- It’s a robot- hang up</li>
  • <li>look in the fridge for something to eat, (God that beer looks good)</li>
  • <li>Make a peanut butter & Jelly sandwich for me </li>
  • <li>Throw the cat off the table</li>

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<h2>12:20p.m.</h2>
Dada?
Yes JoJo?
Do you think there are aliens up in our space?
Yes. Yes I do. can I get back to work now.
OK
(in the distance) GORDO! I’m going to get you!!!

<h2>12:40p.m.</h2>
Dada!
What JoJo?
I trapped Gordo in the Laundry basket!!!
Good boy. Need to finish this now OK.
OK!

<h2>1:00p.m.</h2>
Dada? Can you play now?
Can’t buddy! Really haven’t been able to get much done for some reason.
If you let me finish this up I will play for a little bit.
OK

<h2>1:20p.m.</h2>
Dada!
What!
When’s Mama going to be home?
(internal crying)

<h2>1:40p.m.</h2>
Dada
Yeah buddy???????
Look what I made
Wow! Where did you get the play-do? and markers, and tape?
I found them

<h2>1:45p.m.</h2>
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  • <li>Vacuum play-do off living room floor</li>
  • <li>wipe marker off table</li>
  • <li>peel tape off table, chair, wall, and Gordo</li>

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<h2>2:00p.m.</h2>
Dada?
Huh?
Can I watch a show?
Yes

<h2>2:10p.m.</h2>
Dada! I need more milk!
(more internal crying)

<h2>2:30p.m.</h2>
Dada!!!!
What’s wrong?!
Can I have some chocolate?
No!

<h2>3:00p.m.</h2>
When’s Mama going to be home?
Shes not coming home.
What???
Just kidding. She will be home soon
When?
Soon
Like one minute?
No, soon though, why don’t you take a nap then she will be here sooner.

<h2>3:30p.m.</h2>
GORDO!!!! GET OFF THE TABLE!!!!!!!!

<h2>3:31p.m.</h2>
Dada, I got Gordo off the table
Thanks buddy
Welcome

<h2>4:00p.m.</h2>
Dada! Gordo want’s to go out!!!!!!
Let him out!!!!!!!!!
I let him out!!!!!!!!!!
OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<h2>4:30p.m.</h2>
<ul>

  • <li>Do the dishes</li>
  • <li>get dinner ready</li>
  • <li>let Gordo in</li>
  • <li>open wine</li>
  • <li>drink wine</li>

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<h2>4:30p.m.</h2>
JoJo! I think Mama’s home!
Yay!!!!!!

<h2>6:30p.m. Dinner</h2>

<h2>7:30p.m. </h2>
(start work again)

<h2>2:00a.m. </h2>
(fall asleep)

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Who the hell is that?

I was getting out of the shower this morning when I heard Joseph grumbling in the other room. I then heard him stomp down the hallway to the bathroom.

He pushed open the door and said “Dada! come look at this!!!!”

He had a photo album in his hand opened to a picture of Jill and a friend at graduation.

I said “What’s wrong Buddy?”

He answered “ERRRRRRRRRGGGHHH!!! Who is this?!!!” pointing to Jill’s friend.

I said “I’m not sure. It’s a friend of Mommy’s. Why?”

Again he said “ERRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!”

Then He said “I DON”T LIKE WHEN MAMA IS WITH OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! ERRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!”

He then stormed out of the bathroom!

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Joseph’s Hat!

On our way home from school today, Joseph asked “Who made all these buildings?” I’m not sure I answered. So he said “I think God made them and all the cars and trees …” I said “Definitely the trees! But I think people made the buildings and God gave people the intelligence to know how to build buildings and cars.” Then Joseph said “God made the people and trees and lots of things. And he made me?” I said “Yeah! And he did a great job when he made you!” and he answered “Yeah! And he did a great job on my hat too!”

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Sound board made in flash.

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Simple game I made for Joseph a while back.

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Picture viewer for artwork

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Spilled wine!


Tonight Jill was playing with Joseph. She was trying to set up his little indoor sandbox while carrying her glass of wine. When she went to get a sheet out of the cupboard to put under the sandbox, she spilled her wine all over the floor. Joseph jumped back against the wall and said:
” I didn’t see that coming!”

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Fun at school.


Picked Joseph up at school today and asked him if he had a good day. As usual he said “NO! Because you weren’t there to play with me!” I asked if he played with any of his friends and he said “No!”. So I asked “Did you play with Julian?” and he said “No. But he is fun and very funny!” So I asked why? And Joseph said “He was throwing a ball at the door and laughing a lot! He’s funny!” I asked did you laugh? And he said “No …. I just thought? What’s he doin’?”

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Happy Friggin’ Valentine’s Day!

Tonight Jill and Joseph were making valentines for him to give out at school.

He asked her “What’s Valentine’s Day?” and Jill tried to explain that “Valentines Day is a day when you show all the people you like how much you like them!”

Joseph scrunched up his face and looked at her for a minute and said “But I don’t like people!”

A chip off the ol’ block.

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